How could the world be so enamored with a creation like
Ethan Haas ?
It is almost not worth mentioning his writings but if only to discourage movie-goers from putting their faith in such "visions". Read for yourself what this "great man" wrote:
This movie is about C'thulhu appearing in New York City and wreaking havoc on the populace. Its not just your average monster movie, though. Here's the extra special gimmick that's never been done before: The whole film is shot by everyday citizens with their own home-video cameras. Doesn't that sound exciting as shit? Hell yeah it does. Let's save everybody a bunch of time and just send those Oscars to J.J. Abrams immediately.
Such nonsense! Now his foolish believers are trying to spread this foolish blasphemy through a foolish website
EthanHaasWasRight
It is our duty to root out this bullshit and silence it forever.
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8 comments:
J.J. Abrams is selfish for trying to keep all the glory for himself. Don't believe all the lies your parents told you -- monsters are real, and we are all outlaws here.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Ethan Haas is one of us. If THEY take over, what will be left of us? This is why we fight.
Where's Buffy when you need her?
I don't think it's about C'thulhu.
I think it's about the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I also stick my hands in fans for fun.
Monsters!!!
what the hell
Don't let them track us we must not be found...
if they find us it's all over
Why are you so negative?
The Ethan Haas websites have nothing to do with Cloverfield/Slusho/Untitled J.J. Abrams project.
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