It has come to our attention that the blasphemy of J.J. Abrams is spreading across the internets. Al Gore is pissed.
His prophet Ethan Haas was nothing more than viral marketing creation who must be lampooned and shit on.
Abrams's website EthanHaasWasRight is a foolish attempt to capture the short attention of today's foolish youth in an attempt to breath new life into the foolish visions of a long dead fool.
We will do our best to counter this filth and steer humanity back to it's proper course. Allahu Akbar.
14 comments:
Ethan Haas owes me five bucks. What an ass.
that dick ate the last bowl of Admiral Ackbar crunch!
he knows i cant live without that brine-shrimpy goodness in the morning!
fuck ethan haas and j.j. abrams!
Oh shi............
But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to his brother, 'Raca,' is answerable to the Sanhedrin. But anyone who says, 'You fool!' will be in danger of the fire of hell.
Matt 5:22
Allahu Akbar indeed.
Ethan Haas can suck it if he wants. Honestly he really is a douche bag and those who are believing that he is a prophet? gtfo you obviously have no religion in your life.
viral marketing creation or not who cares. Kids these days are bored as hell let them have a little fun the people who are dumb enough to think the world really will end are retarted and probubly are the same idiots who invested in hundreds of water bottles and canned food durring the "Y2K" scare. but who gives a shit, I am sure friggin AL GORE DOSENT! let them have their fun.
Ignore these heathens! This propaganda must be ignored! Find the truth and band together! Warn everyone; let them know!
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F**k Ethan Haas, F**k him up his stupid aas. F**k Cloverfield!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOYCOTT JJ ABRAMS!!!!
BOYCOTT JJ ABRAMS!!
BOYCOTT JJ ABRAMS!!
Religon is for the weak minded who have no clue how their bodies opperate cuz their too busy thinking they are going to a magical place in space.
citadelofsages you do realize that Ethan Haas really has nothing to do with JJ Abrams (this site was made prior to that realization).
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