एथान हास वुड त्रय तो स्ट्राइक फार इन्तो थे हेअर्ट्स ऑफ़ में। दो नॉट बे शकेन ब्य थे राम्ब्लिंग्स ऑफ़ आ मद मन मय ब्रोठेर्स ऎंड सिस्टर्स। वी अरे अल सफे:
"It turns out this is just viral marketing for a big Hollywood monster movie. Its Blair Witch Project meets Godzilla meets War of the Worlds. But Shittier.
I hope you like shaky cameras and bad lighting. Do NOT watch this movie if you have epilepsy. Or good taste in movies. Its rated PG-13 so you know its gonna be pretty gay. At least when you download it from the Pirate Bay on the opening weekend, you wont be able to tell the difference in the video quality."
Friday, July 6, 2007
The Writings of a Douche Bag
How could the world be so enamored with a creation like
Ethan Haas ?
It is almost not worth mentioning his writings but if only to discourage movie-goers from putting their faith in such "visions". Read for yourself what this "great man" wrote:
This movie is about C'thulhu appearing in New York City and wreaking havoc on the populace. Its not just your average monster movie, though. Here's the extra special gimmick that's never been done before: The whole film is shot by everyday citizens with their own home-video cameras. Doesn't that sound exciting as shit? Hell yeah it does. Let's save everybody a bunch of time and just send those Oscars to J.J. Abrams immediately.
Such nonsense! Now his foolish believers are trying to spread this foolish blasphemy through a foolish website
EthanHaasWasRight
It is our duty to root out this bullshit and silence it forever.
Ethan Haas ?
It is almost not worth mentioning his writings but if only to discourage movie-goers from putting their faith in such "visions". Read for yourself what this "great man" wrote:
This movie is about C'thulhu appearing in New York City and wreaking havoc on the populace. Its not just your average monster movie, though. Here's the extra special gimmick that's never been done before: The whole film is shot by everyday citizens with their own home-video cameras. Doesn't that sound exciting as shit? Hell yeah it does. Let's save everybody a bunch of time and just send those Oscars to J.J. Abrams immediately.
Such nonsense! Now his foolish believers are trying to spread this foolish blasphemy through a foolish website
EthanHaasWasRight
It is our duty to root out this bullshit and silence it forever.
Ethan Haas is a douchebag.
It has come to our attention that the blasphemy of J.J. Abrams is spreading across the internets. Al Gore is pissed.
His prophet Ethan Haas was nothing more than viral marketing creation who must be lampooned and shit on.
Abrams's website EthanHaasWasRight is a foolish attempt to capture the short attention of today's foolish youth in an attempt to breath new life into the foolish visions of a long dead fool.
We will do our best to counter this filth and steer humanity back to it's proper course. Allahu Akbar.
His prophet Ethan Haas was nothing more than viral marketing creation who must be lampooned and shit on.
Abrams's website EthanHaasWasRight is a foolish attempt to capture the short attention of today's foolish youth in an attempt to breath new life into the foolish visions of a long dead fool.
We will do our best to counter this filth and steer humanity back to it's proper course. Allahu Akbar.
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